Keep it on My Floor

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My 16-year-old son， Jeff， is a boy any parent would be proud of ――until you see the floor of his room， covered with layers of clothes， magazines and sports equipment. Recently I accompanied Jeff to the credit union where he opened up his first bank account. While the credit officer was processing the paper work， I told Jeff he needed a safe， accessible place to store his passbook. "I know， Mom，" he replied. "I' 11 keep it on my floor. "

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