Kid Joke(20)

阅读 : 次

　　There was this tiger that woke up one morning and just felt great（yes，just like Tony the Tiger）。Anyway，he felt so good，he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him，“WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS？”And the poor quaking little monkey replied，“You are of course，no one is mightier than you.”

　　A little while later the tiger confronted a deer，and bellowed out，“WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS？”The deer shook so hard it could barely speak，but managed to stammer，“Oh great tiger，you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle.”

　　The tiger，being on a roll，swaggered up to an elephant who was quietly munching on some weeds，and roared at the top of his voice：“WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE？”

　　Well，the elephant grabbed the tiger with his trunk，picked him up，slammed him down；picked him up again，and shook him until the tiger was just a blur of orange and black and finally threw him violently into a nearby tree. The tiger staggered to his feet and looked at the elephant and said，“Man，just because you don‘t know the answer，you don’t have to get so mad.”

更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全

幽默笑话

本文标题：Kid Joke(20) - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/82349.html

上一篇：Kid Joke(19) 下一篇：Kid Joke(21)

到底谁更满足--双语幽默笑话

a person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? why?一个有六个孩子的人和一个有600万美元的人，谁更满足？为什么？the person with six children of course. because the o...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
经典英文幽默

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Love the neighbor...
2018-12-10 英语笑话
我仍然在还债

　　A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?　　The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!　　一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹220：大学毕业生(中英)

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep o...
2018-11-01 英语笑话
双语笑话惯性

　 Teacher: Where is South America?　　Pupil: I don't know。　　Teacher: Where is Greenland?　　Pupil: I don't know。　　Teacher: Where is Bulgaria?　　Pupil: I don't know...
2018-11-24 英语笑话
趣味英语：这头牛认为自己是匹马

When Regina Mayer's parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old did not sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna to make her riding drea...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
你今天玩得好吗?

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more m...
2018-11-30 英语笑话
Pun(17)

　　There is a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber doesn‘t want any witnesses and there is only one man in the building so he decides to shoot him. The robber puts the gun up to the man’s...
2019-01-04 英语笑话
Only One Eye to Settle On（一眼就看中）英汉双语笑话

The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"　　"I have told you. " said the go-between...
2018-11-25 英语笑话
英文笑话:Modern day nursery rhymes

　　Joke：Modern day nursery rhymes　　Jack and Jill　　Went up the hill　　To have a little fun　　Stupid jill Forgot the pill　　And now they have a son.　　Mary had a little lamb，　　Little lamb， l...
2018-12-26 英语笑话