The Attraction of the Map

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Mr. Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson， he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject. When it was Jack's turn， he told his audience about his elder brother who was a local worker. But during the report， his eyes were staring at the world map on the wall all the time. Mr. Smith knew that Jack didn't look at the audience because he was nervous. He said to Jack jokingly， "We can see you miss your brother very much. But is he 0. K. now in South America？"

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