委婉的提醒--双语幽默笑话

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having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. on the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when i hinted, honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?

婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？

putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, so, you want to switch seats?

他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：因此，你想交换座位吗？

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