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你娶了我的U married mine

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  Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.

  Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?

  Little boy:Grandma.

  Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

  Little boy:Why not? You married mine.

  中文翻译:

  小男孩:爸爸,我想结婚。

  爸爸打趣地问道:噢!谁是你心中合适的人选?

  小男孩:奶奶。

  爸爸:等一下,你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈?

  小男孩:为什么不?你娶了我的妈妈。

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