你是哪个？

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　　My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.

　　When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany（陈述）of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, “O.K., honey……now, first of all, who is this?"

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