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　　模仿鸟儿

　　一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。

　　“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。

　　“你在开玩笑吧？”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”

　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。

　　Imitate Birds

　　A man tried to get a job in a stage show. “What can you do？” asked the producer.

　　“Imitate birds，” the man said.

　　“Are you kidding？” answered the producer， “People like that are a dime a dozen.”

　　“Well， I guess that's that.” said the actor， as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

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