趣味图片英语笑话:sombrero 墨西哥帽子(双语)
elijah knew that wearing a sombrero was a risk on a blind date, but after many years as a consultant it was the only exciting thing he had to offer
伊利亚知道在相亲的时候戴一顶墨西哥帽子是件冒险的事情,但是多年以后作为一个顾问这是他仅能提供的
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