Farmer Joke(10)
A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.“Well，”said the would-be-cattleman.“I wanted to call it the Bar-J，my wife favored the Suzy-Q，one son liked the Flying-W，and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So，we‘re calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy_Y.”
“But，where are all your cattle？”
“None have survived the branding.”
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