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• 节食族

  　　Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department， but when we returned， we c...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话

• Kid Joke(1)

  　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal，its throat...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 双语 笑话 Who is it?

  A ship was passing by a desert （荒无人烟的） island, where stood a man who was shouting and waving wildly. “Who is it?” the passengers asked the captain. “I don’t...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话

• 面具舞会上的尴尬

  　　Mask　　Jim: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.　　ary: Why was that?　　Jim: She wasn't wearing one.　　面具　　我的姑妈，当她在一个聚会上被邀请...

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• 英汉双语笑话100

  1. A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：“Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now recall whether you sa...

  2018-11-21 英语笑话

• 100.The Advantage of Noise

  　　Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事194：脑筋急转弯（三）

  那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事脑筋急转弯（三） 1. Wthat fruit is never found singly? 什么水果永远不会是单个的？2.Why are young men unwilling...

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• Acronym Overuse

  　　A woman hails a cab in NYC， jumps in and says to the cabbie. “T.G.I.F.”　　The cabbie just shrugs his shoulders and says， “Huh？”　　She repeats， “T.G.I.F.”　　The cabbie thinks about that fo...

  2018-12-09 英语笑话

• The plumber has arrived

  　　A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber.　　She concluded he wa...

  2018-12-08 英语笑话

• 趣味英语:失去后才懂得珍惜

  　　B： Yes， but I didn't want to lose her.　　N： But you did， right.　　B： No， I didn't.　　N： Yes， u did lost her.　　B： How did you know that I lost her.　　N： Well， just intuition.（感觉而已。）　　「注」要和...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话