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  Mr Wood began his trip last Friday. Two days later when he was traveling in the country by car, he saw a dog behind a fat man. As the car came near them, thedog suddenly started to cross the road. Of...

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• 笑话习题簿11.1.26

  　　A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make a...

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• Microsoft Joke (2)

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• 大约值三声口哨

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• 英语幽默精读【134】The Nice Wedding Gift

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• 笑话习题簿11.2.8

  Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell you my greatest secret." H...

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  Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 老师：吉米，你那篇关于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥写的一模一样。你是不是抄你...

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  a patient said to his doctor, "doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."病人跟医生说：...

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