Elderly Joke(54)

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• [爆笑]我没有蛀牙或No Cavitie

  A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you neve...

  2018-11-19 英语笑话

• 我什么时候滚出去？

  “Young man, where do you work?” the judge asked the defendant. “Here and there,” said the young man. “What do you do for a living?” “This and that.” “Take him away...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 你想交换座位吗？

  Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfas...

  2018-11-30 英语笑话

• 英语小笑话 - Nice Words!

  One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friend"Your su...

  2019-03-21 英语笑话

• Doctors Joke (25)

  　　A man walks into the psychiatrist‘s office with a zucchini up his nose，a cucumber in his left ear，and a breadstick in his right ear. He says，“What is wrong with me？　　The psychiatrist replies，“...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话

• 英文笑话:A blond with a paint

  　　This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid， so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. W...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• 健谈的狗,Talking Dog

  A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can'...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• 趣味英语：You V.S. Your boss 员工和老板的区别

  When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 他们到底在忙什么？

  One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered."May I speak to your parents? ""They're busy. ""Oh. Is anybody else there? ""The police. ""Can I speak to them?""They...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话

• Camera

  On our way to a wedding in Vermont， my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and， hoping to purchase a cheap， disposable model. Sal asked the owner， "Do...

  2018-12-10 英语笑话