Marriage Joke(60)
A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a trance. A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room，and suddenly，the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife.“Honey！”he cried.“Is that you？”“Yes，my husband.”“Are you happy？”“Yes，my husband.”“Happier than you were with me？”“Yes，my husband.”“Then Heaven must be an amazing place！”“I‘m not in Heaven，dear.”
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