Computers are male

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　　Reasons computers must be male

　　They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

　　A better model is always just around the corner.

　　They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

　　It is always necessary to have a backup.

　　They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

　　The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

　　The lights are on but nobody's home.

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