Doctors Joke (88)
A man entered his doctor‘s office with a cucumber up his nose，a carrot in his left ear and a banana stuck in his right ear.“Doc，”he asked，“What’s wrong with me？”“Simple，”replied the doctor，“You aren‘t eating right.”
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