Doctors Joke (91)
A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day,the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work,so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday. Know why?An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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