Computer Joke(11)
True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp：
Caller：“Hello，is this Tech Support？”
Tech：“Yes，it is. How may I help you？”
Caller：“The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed？”
Tech：“I‘m sorry，but did you say a cup holder？”
Caller：“Yes，it‘s attached to the front of my computer.”
Tech：“Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped. It‘s because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional，at a trade show？How did you get this cup holder？Does it have any trademark on it？”
Caller：“It came with my computer，I don‘t know anything about a promotional. It just has’4X‘on it.”At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller，because he couldn’t stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder，and snapped it off the drive！
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