Computer Joke(12)
An application was for employment；a program was a TV show；a cursor used profanity；a keyboard was a piano. Memory was something you lost with age；a CD was a bank account；a hard drive was a long road trip. A web was a spider‘s home，and a virus was the flu！
幽默 笑话
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