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• 阿里巴巴和四十大盗

  Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, "my wife was reading 'a tale of two cities' and she gave birth to twins.""That's funny," the secon...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 他就咬我一口我这手都快断了

  An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She went into the dentist's room and told him:"Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened. He ge...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 双语笑话 女孩特权（2）

  If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心 If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼 If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘 If yo...

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• 第1385期圣诞节英语小笑话：Limited Knowledge

  外国妈妈都是这样拿圣诞老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的话圣诞老人知道后就不会给你送礼物，你做得所有坏事圣诞老人都知道。不过今天，某个小孩将要醒悟了。Limited Knowledge 圣诞老人知识有...

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• 双语笑话 What Will Be the Headline

  What Will Be the HeadlineWhen a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• [爆笑] 逻辑推理

  　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.　　"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He...

  2018-11-19 英语笑话

• 26. My water Thinks So

  　　Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardenin...

  2018-10-27 英语笑话

• 英语小笑话 - Little Johnny

  Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibi...

  2019-03-20 英语笑话

• 黑英语(15)

  黑英语―第十五课 无腿先生与魔鼠1.背口诀记单词 坐在一个armchair（扶手椅） 被抬上楼upstairs（楼上地） 被抬下楼downstairs（楼下地） 魔鼠窜出lair（兽穴） * 赠送一把wheelchair（轮椅） * 不是你的af...

  2018-12-26 英语笑话

• Clean Bible Humor

  　　This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles， so he decided to become a boss， hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The fi...

  2018-12-09 英语笑话