双语笑话 女孩特权（2）
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心
If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼
If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度点，说你不爱
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求欢吧，不够尊重
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不够爱宠
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得烦
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 她晚了，女孩特权
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