他就咬我一口我这手都快断了

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An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She went into the dentist's room and told him:"Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened. He gets frightened very easily."

The dentist said to her, "Don't be scared, you don't have to worry. I just have to give him an anesthetic injection, and then he won't be aware even if ten of his teeth are extracted." She said, "Oh! Just extract one, not ten!" The mother then said, "Oh! That's very good, I can leave everything to you, and I'll wait outside because I'm also very scared. I dare not stay here to look."

She then went to take a seat outside. Before sitting down, there was a sound from inside, a very loud scream that deafened the ears. Immediately she ran inside and scolded the doctor, "Hey! Just now you said that after the injection he wouldn't feel anything. You cheated me! You made my child suffer. He can't bear it anymore, from the way he screamed, and you say you are a doctor!"

The dentist then said, "It's not like that, he is not the one who screamed, it was me! I just wanted to touch his tooth just now and he bit me. My hand is nearly broken."

一个上岁数的女人带着小孩去看牙齿，她走进牙医办公室，跟牙医说：“麻烦你动作轻一点，因为我这孩子特别害怕，他很容易给吓着。”
　　牙医对她说：“别怕，你不用担心。我只要给他打针麻药，完了就算拔掉他十颗牙，他都没感觉。”女人说：“嘿，只拔一颗啊，不是十颗！”这当妈的接着又说：“嗯，那还挺好，我就可以全交给你了，我会在外边等着，因为我也挺害怕的，不敢呆这儿瞧着。”
　　说完她在门外找了个座儿，还没坐下，里边就传出一个声音，一个特大的尖叫声，能把耳朵震聋了。她立马跑进去，把医生尅了一通：“喂！刚才你说打完针他就啥也感觉不到了，你耍我啊！你把我孩子弄疼了，听他这叫的，他都受不了了，亏你还说是个大夫！”
　　牙医赶紧说：“这事不像你说的那样，叫的那人不是他，是我！刚才我正要碰下他的牙，他就咬我一口，我这手都快断了。”

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