那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事88：否则他就该跟我借了
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？
Jack: Certainly.
杰克：当然应该了。
Tom:And why?
汤姆：为什么？
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow lt from me.
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。
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