那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事99：好孩子
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A good boy
好孩子
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”．
"I gave it to a poor old woman." he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But v/thy are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy.
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。"他回答说。 "你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说，“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。"
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