英语小笑话 - The Farting Lesson

阅读 : 次

Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts.

His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud of that fact."

The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will you stop?"

Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper.

The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted, but when she was done there was not a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt.

"No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "You've got a Double-Barrel!"

更多英语小笑话、英语幽默小故事、英语笑话、英文笑话、英语儿童笑话，请继续关注英语作文大全

英文博客网 - 中国最大的英语写作网站与英语学习者交流社区! - 英语日记英语周记英文交流社区

本文标题：英语小笑话 - The Farting Lesson - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/102354.html

上一篇：英语小笑话 - Summer Camps Not For Kids 下一篇：英语小笑话 - Sex Or Weight Watchers

外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹118：戈尔巴乔夫同志的司机(中英)

Comrade Gorbachev is being driven from his dacha to Moscow and is in a hurry. He is getting irritated with the slowness of his driver. "Can't you go any faster?" he says angrily. "I have to o...
2018-11-01 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：smart phones智能手机（双语）

You know, darling, now that we've got smart phones and all, I wish you were more romantic, more youthful ...你知道,亲爱的,既然我们已经有了智能手机,我希望你更浪漫,更年轻……Why do...
2018-11-03 英语笑话
The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做...
2018-11-17 英语笑话
为什么鱼比女人好？

　　――If you catch a fish,you don′t have to worry about its mother.　　――Fish don′t care what size your worm is.　　――You can catch a fish at any age.　　――You can keep fish live well un...
2018-12-07 英语笑话
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事94：继续拥有他

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him．如果一个女人偷了你...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
他们仍然没有做出决定。

Some friends were hoping their second child would be a girl, and they even had a name picked out. The ultrasound didn't reveal the baby's sex, though, and since the...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
1809年发生了什么大事

Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had h...
2018-11-25 英语笑话
Idiots Joke(29)

　　A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
英语幽默笑话30秒Unit12：Flowers花(双语)

Flowers 花 A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.有一家公司开幕，老板的其中一位朋友为了这件太事要送他花。They arrived at the ne...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
双语幽默笑话婆家的亲戚

Relative by marriage婆家的亲戚A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.一对夫妻开着车出去，走了很长一段时间谁也不吭...
2018-11-30 英语笑话