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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事118:四减四等于几

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

4-4= ?
四减四等于几

one day, the teacher inquired peter: how much is four minus four ? " peter was tongue-tied.
一天,老师问彼得:“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。

the teacher got angry and said: "what a footl you s8e~ if i put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out,now what is left in your pocket?"
老师生气地说:“真笨!比如我给你衣袋里装进4个硬币,可你 衣袋上有个窟窿,硬币全从这里漏掉了,那么,你衣袋里还剩下什么?”

"the hole." replied peter.
“还剩下个窟窿。”彼得答道。

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