手机版

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事132:逻辑思维

阅读 :

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

logical thinking
逻辑思维

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.
老师给同学们讲了一个小故事,说有一个人早饭前要在河里游泳,横渡三趟。

Johnny laughed.
约翰尼笑了。

“Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?一asked the teacher.
老师问:“你不相信游泳很好的人可以做到这个?

"No, sir, "answered Johnny, "but l wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were.”
约翰尼回答说:“不,我相信,但我不明白他为什么不游四次,好回到他放衣服的那边呢。" 

更多 英语笑话英语小笑话英文笑话英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料,请继续关注 英语作文大全

本文标题:那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事132:逻辑思维 - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址:http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/8033.html

相关文章

  • 趣味图片英语笑话:GPS(双语)
    趣味图片英语笑话:GPS(双语)

    Your wife needs time off from the marriage ... Let her go to zumba and flirt with the muscular, dark-skinned instructor ...你的妻子需要时间从婚姻中解脱……让她去尊巴和肌肉发达,皮...

    2018-11-03 英语笑话
  • 给妻子的玫瑰

      Roses for My Wife  On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.  ...

    2018-12-25 英语笑话
  • 在成绩单上写你的名字。

      John:Dad,can you write in the dark?  Father:I think so.What do you want me to write?  John:Your name on this repor card.   约翰:爸爸,你能在黑暗中写字吗?  爸爸:应...

    2018-11-28 英语笑话
  • Military Joke(15)

      During basic army training,a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.“But,sergeant,all circles...

    2019-01-02 英语笑话
  • 趣味图片英语笑话:Stuid ass clown! 小丑蠢死了(双语)
    趣味图片英语笑话:Stuid ass clown! 小丑蠢死了(双语)

    oh,now he's got him all fired up, and then i'll have to come in and tell him that he's going to die...stuid ass clown!哦,现在他有他所有了,之后我会进去告诉他,他将要死了……小丑蠢死了 ...

    2018-11-02 英语笑话
  • 跟妈妈一模一样的女朋友

      No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother ―― then, she's bound to like her."  So t...

    2019-01-06 英语笑话
  • 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~You have matches 07.06

      最近我有一次机会登上一艘豪华游轮观光。一次,我在酒吧台拿了两杯鸡尾酒回房间享受,途中遇到一位女士,她看看我后笑着说:“You have matches?”我一愣,回答说:“很抱歉,我十五年前就戒烟了,所...

    2018-11-24 英语笑话
  • 英汉幽默故事选读【74】

    A Vacation Cruise  One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws hi...

    2019-01-06 英语笑话
  • joke(49)

      原来如此  吉米三岁开始画画,五岁时已经画得很好了。他画了很多美丽而有趣的画,人们出高价购买。他们说,“这个孩子长大一点肯定会出名,我们可以靠这些画大赚一笔。”  吉米的画与众不同。因为他从来不在整张...

    2018-12-29 英语笑话
  • 英语幽默笑话时尚版 日光浴

      Unit6 Sunbathing 日光浴  英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇06:日光浴(双语阅读)  (演讲节选)  SCIENCE AND ART  科学和艺术  Thomas Henry Huxley  托马斯·亨利·赫胥黎  ...

    2018-11-30 英语笑话
你可能感兴趣