那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事141：我没有蛀牙
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
No cavities
我没有蛀牙
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit, "Hey mom ,the dentist says I have no cavities."
小男孩看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised, "lt's impossible-you never brush your te}eth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!"
妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”
Then the boy opened his mouth-he had not a tooth left!
这时，男孩张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了！
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