趣味英语：超级委婉的老板

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One of the most tactful men he ever knew”，a California manufacturer says，“was the man who fired me from my very first job.He called me in and said，‘son，I don’t know how we’ve ever going to get along without you，but starting Monday we’re going to try.’”

谈到最圆滑的人时，一位加利福尼亚的制造商说：“那就是我第一次出来工作，把我开除的那个老板。他叫我进去对我说：‘孩子，我不知道我们这里没有你究竟会怎么样，但从星期一开始，我们要试试看。’”
　　
　——《新新英语——英语其实很有趣》

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