英语笑话:错误
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。
女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的错误。
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