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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事95:美国男人撒谎

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada.
在美国80%的已婚男人撒谎,其余的20%在加拿大撒谎。

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