英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇时尚娱乐6：疯狂舞会(双语阅读)
第二部分 时尚娱乐
Unit 6 Crazy Dance Party 疯狂舞会
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇6：疯狂舞会(双语阅读)
Live now,Play alter.
先生活，后娱乐。
This story makes the proverb"Like father, like son"come true.
这个故事正应验了“有其父必有其子”那句谚语。
A:I had much trouble with my son Dick.
我现在管不了我儿子迪克了。
B:You should not worry about that in the least for I had trouble withmy daugllter too．
你用不着担心，我也经常与我女儿发生矛盾。
A:I suppose Dick's like me that way too I believe.
我想，迪克随我。
B:That's not bad.
那并不是件坏事呀！
A:That's just too bad.I told him time and again not to do wh atI did but to do what I told him to do.but that didn't seem to work at all.
问题就坏在这里了。我三番五次地告诉他，不要照我做的去做，而要照我说的去做。可似乎根本没有用。
B:Look here,Bill,suppose you just tell me what's happened and I'Il try to work things out for you.
比尔，看着我，究竟发生了什么，你快告诉我。我将帮你理出个头绪来。
A:Well,I sort of told Dick not to go to see striptease ladies, for he could see tllings he actuallV shouldn't and what do you think he did?
我，呃，呃……告诉他不要去看脱衣舞女郎，因为他可能会看到不该看的东西，你知道他怎么了？
B:What?
怎么？
A:Believe it or not. that was exactly what he did,and do you know what he saw there7
信不信由你，他恰恰那么做了，你猜他看到了什么？
B:Er,well,I am not much of an expert but I can guess what the boy...
呃，这个方面我不是专家，不过我猜想那孩子……
A:That's it.You've guessed it right. He saw me there.
没错，你猜对了，他看见我在那儿。
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