英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇时尚娱乐7：生日派对(双语阅读)
第二部分 时尚娱乐
Unit 7 Birthday Party 生日派对
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇7：生日派对(双语阅读)
Life is short and time is swift.
人生是可爱的。
On a special Teacher's Day,a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. First, the florist's son handed her a gift.
在教师节里，一位幼儿园教师正在接受孩子们送给她的礼物，首先花匠的儿子递上他的礼物。
A:I bet I know what it is...some flowers.
我敢打赌我知道里面是什么……是一些花。
B:That is right, but how did you know?
是的，可是你是怎么知道的呢？
A:Just a wild guess.
瞎猜的。
(The second pupil is the candy store owner's daughter.The teacher hands her gift over head.
第二个学生是糖果店老板的女儿。老师把她送的礼物举起来。)
A:I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.
我敢打赌我知道里面是什么，是一盒糖果。
C:That's right. But how did you know?
对了，但你怎么知道的?
A:Just a lucky guess.
碰巧猜出来的。
(The third gift is from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher holds it over head but it is leaking. She touches a drop of the leakage with her finger and tastes it.
第三份礼物来自于酒店老板的儿子，老师把它举起来，但有液体漏了出来，她用手蘸了一滴漏出来的液体，尝了一下味道。)
A:Is it wine?
是果酒吗?
D:No.
不是。
(The teacher repeated the process touching another drop of leakage to her tongue.
老师又用舌头尝了一滴漏出来的东西。)
A:Is it champagne?
是香槟吗?
D:No.
不是。
A:Now, I give up. What is it?
好吧，我猜不着了，里面到底是什么呢?
D:A puppy.
是一只小狗。
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