英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇流行趋势3：数码砚听(双语阅读)

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第四部分流行趋势

Unit 3 Digital Life 数码砚听

英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇3：数码砚听(双语阅读)

The tree is known by its fruit.
视其果，知其树。

The sir hostess was in the small kitchen at the back of the aeroplane preparing the trays for lunch when a little old lady came and spoke to her.
空姐正在飞机后部的小厨房内准备午餐的托盘，一位小个子老太太走过来对她说。

A:Could you please tell me where the ladies' lavatory is in this plane?
请问你能告诉我飞机上的女卫生间在什么地方吗?

B:Yes ,madam.It is right at the other end of the aeroplane at the front.
哦，夫人，就在飞机的那一头—在前边。

( The little old lady went too far. She walked all the way to the front of the aeroplane, opened the door in front of her, and~the captain of the aeroplane and the other officers. They~all busy at their work and did not see her. She went out again , shut the door and returned to the air hostess.
小个子老太太走过了头，她一直朝飞机的前部走去了。拉开面前的门，看见机长和其他机务人员。他们都忙于自己的工作，没有看见她。她又走了出来，关上门，回到空姐那里。)

A:Oh, didn't you find it, madam?
噢，你没有找到卫生间，夫人?

B:YeaI did. But there four men in the ladies' lavatory watching television.
我找到了，但是卫生间那儿有四个男人在看电视。

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