看笑话学英语25:A Solution 从未准时的解决方案
听笑话学英语25:A Solution 从未准时的解决方案
找一个从未准时来上班的员工谈话。我告诉她，她的迟到是不能被公司接受的而且其他员工已经注意到她每天早上的晚到。听完我的意见，她同意她造成了一个问题，她甚至提供了一个解决方案，“有
没有别的门让我出入？”
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