看笑话学英语35:Problem with Gas放屁的问题
听笑话学英语35:Problem with Gas放屁的问题
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.
有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。
As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。”
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。”
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭！”
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
医生说：“太好了！你的嗅觉正常了，现在开始治听觉。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 bother ['bɔðə]
v. 使恼怒，使不安，烦扰，费心
n. 烦扰，
eg:Lots of people don't bother to go through a marriage ceremony these days.
很多人如今不费心举办婚礼了。
短语
bother someone 麻烦别人 ; 有人理会 ; 打扰某人 ; 打扰别人
no bother 不麻烦
bother doing 懒得做 ; 麻烦做 ; 正在翻译
bother to 费心得去
Bother Respecting 劳烦
Bother Ages 打扰时代
Bother Noone 不要打扰别人
pvp bother 打搅
bother sb 打扰某人 ; 打扰 ; 打搅某人 ; 烦扰或打扰某人
2 prescription [pris'kripʃən]
n. 药方，对策，开处方
eg:The new drug will not require a physician's prescription.
这种新药不需要医生的处方。
短语
prescription 处方
cipher prescription 协定处方
prescription electrode 标准电极
prescription sieve 药筛
folk prescription 偏方 ; 民间药方 ; 民间流传不见于古典医学着作的中药方
prescription medicine 处方药 ; 能否网购国外的处方药 ; 按药方买药
Repeat prescription 重复处方
drying prescription 燥剂
Weiweifang prescription 维胃方
3 Gas
n. 气体；[矿业] 瓦斯；汽油；毒气
vt. 加油；毒（死）
vi. 加油；放出气体；空谈
eg:Coal is actually cheaper than gas.
煤炭实际上比煤气便宜。
短语
Gas chromatography [分化] 气相色谱法 ; [分化] 气相色谱 ; [分化] 气象色谱法 ; [化学] 气相层析
Greenhouse gas 温室气体 ; 二氧化碳 ; 温室效应气体 ; 的温室气体
gas chromatograph [分化] 气相色谱仪 ; [分化] 气相色谱 ; [分化] 气相层析仪 ; [分化] 气象色谱
Gas chamber 毒气室 ; 气室 ; 储气室 ; [化工] 煤气柜
Gas compressor [机] 压缩机 ; 压气机 ; [机] 气体压缩机 ; [机] 煤气压缩机
gas mark 焦痕 ; 烧焦 ; 气纹 ; 气痕
Photon gas [统物] 光子气体 ; [统物] 光子气
exhaust gas 废气 ; 排气 ; 排出的气体 ; [环境] 尾气
CS gas CS催泪性毒气 ; 催泪弹 ; 毒气弹 ; 照明弹
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