英语幽默漫画带翻译:胖大(双语)
Fat broad: I’ll been in a weight-loss program for 6 weeks
胖大:我会被制定6周减肥计划
Sally: No kidding?How much have you lost?
莎莉:不是开玩笑吧?你损失了多少钱?
Fat broad: $500.00
胖大:500美元
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