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20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters I
1. Give away something other than candy.（Toothpicks，golf balls，bags of sand，etc.）
2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door，jump out，wearing a costume，and holding a bag，and yell，“Trick or Treat！”Look at them，scratch your head，and act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it，“Top Secret”in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come，look around suspiciously，say，“It‘s about time you got here，”give them the briefcase，and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door，say，“Come in.”When they do，have everyone yell，“Surprise！！！”Act like it‘s a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what‘s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural“whirring”sound.
6. After you give them candy，hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse，and don‘t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
8. When you answer the door，hold up one candybar，throw it out into the street，and yell，“Crawl for it！”
9. When you answer the door，look at the trick-or-treaters，act shocked and scared，and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house，screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
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