Marriage Joke(42)
A man went into a dentist and said“how much will it cost to have teeth taken out”“$90”said the dentist“that‘s ridiculous”said the man.“I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60”“that’s still to expensive，”said the man“if I don‘t use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20”。Still to much“said the man.”Well one of my students can do it for $10“said the dentist”perfect“said the man”book my wife for next Tuesday“。
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