Marriage Joke(59)
Two men，both married，were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says，“You know，I think I would like to die before my wife”
“Now why is that”？Asked the other.“Because if she‘s there when I arrive，she’ll be telling a lot of things about me. And I want to clear my account before that”！
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