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   Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table,reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face.“I‘ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”

  His wife replied,“Why thank you,dear!”

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