Marriage Joke(15)
When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 doilies and 85，000.00$ He ask why this was in the box. She replied“when I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you. He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85，000.00 was. She replied that‘s the money from selling the doilies.
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