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Marriage Joke(28)

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  Bob:“So,you say that you won the conversion with your wife yesterday.”

  Joe:“Yes,she came crawling on her hands and knees.”

  Bob:“Really?What did she say?”

  Joe:“Come out from under the bed,you coward

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