看笑话学英语52:Your Horse Called马打电话来了
听笑话学英语52:Your Horse Called马打电话来了
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
一个家伙正在看报纸，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。
He asks, "What was that for?"
他问道：“这是为什么？”
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
她说：“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘Betty Sue’的纸条。”
He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
他说：“哎呀，亲爱的，‘Betty Sue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
她耸了耸肩，走了。 三天后他正在看报纸，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。
He asks, "What was that for?"
他问：“这又是为什么？”
She answers, "Your horse called."
她答道：“你的马打电话来了。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 frying pan 煎锅；长柄平底锅
eg：Straight out of the frying pan where her boyfriend was cooking it.
直接从她男朋友的煎锅上拿下来就吃
短语
frying pan 平底不粘锅
Small Frying-Pan 煎锅太小了
frying-pan 煎锅 ; 长柄平锅 ; 蒸炒锅
aluminum frying-pan 铝炒菜锅
electric frying-pan 电局锅
sausages sputtering in the frying-pan 在煎锅中毕剥作响的香肠
frying pan 煎锅
Frying Pan Lake 煎锅湖
Tilting frying pan 大型煎锅
2 smacks
n. 滋味；少量；海洛因；风味
vt. 掴；用掌击
vi. 用掌击；带有…风味
adv. 猛然；直接地
eg：She smacked me on the side of the head.
她打到了我一边脑袋上。
短语
God Smacks 声带
SMACKS INDUSTRIES LIMITED 公司名称
Smacks The Lips 咂咂嘴
Smacks Against This Principle 违背这样准则
The water smacks of sulphur 这水有点儿硫磺味
Smacks you in the head 抽你一记耳光 ; 抽打你的头
Medicine that smacks of sulphur 微带硫磺味的药
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