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• King Solomon

  　　Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.　　"This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said one.　　"No! He agreed to marry MY da...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• 德国，英国和美国人火车旅行

  A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and the...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• 双语笑话 请在“一碗米线”外等

  经常往来机场的同学，对这样的标牌肯定不陌生：请在一米线外等候。其实银行、取款机处也都会有类似的标识语，但是能翻译成上图这样的，就真不多见了：　　请在一米线外等候。　　Please wait o...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 病人对医生的反问--双语幽默漫画

  doctor: how many ears and eyes does a cat have?医生：一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛？patient: two of each.病人：都是两个。doctor: and how many legs does it have?医生：那么它有几条腿呢？patient: say, doctor, ha...

  2018-10-30 英语笑话

• Wife has the last say...

  　　A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over， weeding flowers from the flower...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• 英语幽默精读【101】A Gentle Reminder

  　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinte...

  2019-01-07 英语笑话
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  趣味图片英语笑话：Barcelona 巴萨（双语）

  On this flight to Barcelona landing is not included in the ticket price... Everybody who wants to land, please swipe your credit card...这次去巴萨的飞行机票价格不包含着陆... 大家谁想要着陆，请...

  2018-11-07 英语笑话

• 每日一笑（3.4）

  Actual Age The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles aroun...

  2018-11-19 英语笑话
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  趣味图片英语笑话：Modern infidelity 现代的不忠（双语）

  What do mean, you expected me home later!? And why are you watching 'Breaking Bad' season 3 alone? We had only reached the last episodes of season 1! Together!是什么意思，你希望我晚点回家！？为什么...

  2018-11-07 英语笑话
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  趣味图片英语笑话：Lion King 狮子王（双语）

  The Lion King - and their democratically elected leader狮子王,他们民主选举产生的领导人 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作...

  2018-11-06 英语笑话