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A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please,” said the blonde. “I don‘t think I could ever eat twelve.”
一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店,她说想要一个中比萨,店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。“噢,天啊,请帮我切成六块。”女郎说,“我可不认为我能吃得下十二块比萨。”

英语单词短语学习:

1 blonde  adj. 亚麻色的;金色的;白皙的;白肤金发碧眼的

短语
So Blonde 金发美女 ; 金发桑妮 ; 金发莎莉 ; 金发女郎
Blonde Ambition 美眉的野心 ; 金发野心 ; 金发女的野心 ; 她的野心
Platinum Blonde 铂金头发 ; 白金镶边 ; 金发女郎
blonde lace 丝带 ; 原色丝花边
blonde Joke 金发女郎笑话 ; 我们再来看几个笑话
Blonde Wood 白色木香
Blonde Humor 金发女郎幽默
autumn blonde 金秋色 ; 秋季金发
Blonde Wig 金色假发

2 pizza parlor  必胜客  n. a shop where pizzas are made and sold
 

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