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业余工作
我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。
“第一天感觉如何？”我问。
“好极了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。”
由于斯蒂芬不善言谈，我问道：“你跟他们说了些什么？”
“你是喜欢纸包装还是塑料包装？”
Part-time Job
When my son was a hign-school sophomore， he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.
“How was your first day？” I asked.
“It was great， Dad，” he replied. “I got to talk to some good-looking girls.”
Since Stephen is not very talkative， I asked， “What did you say to them？”
“Do you prefer paper or plastic？”
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