你丈夫需要安静地休息。
Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace.Here are some sleeping pills. Wife:When must I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you. 医生：你丈夫需要安静地休息。这是安眠药。 老婆：我什么时候给他吃？ 医生：这是给你的。
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