我们啥也没留！
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:
NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!
布朗太太要出门一整天，她锁好屋子，并在门上钉了张条子给送奶员：家里没人，啥都别留。
等她晚上回来时，发现家里被破门而入，洗劫一空。在她留的条子上，看到加了这样的话：谢谢！我们啥也没留！
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