看笑话学英语63:How Could Anyone Stoop So Low?哪有人弯腰弯那么低的呀?
听笑话学英语63:How could anyone stoop so low?哪有人弯腰弯那么低的呀？
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height.
我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴，和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提－－他的身高。
Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily,
或者，我应该说，他是有点矮！一天，经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入，高声说，
"Someone just picked my pocket!"
“有人拿了我的钱包！”
Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声，但有人却蹦出一句话：“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”！
英语单词短语学习：
1 jovial ['dʒəuviəl]
adj. 天性快活的；主神朱庇特的
eg：Amidst the drumbeats and jovial chants, time passed.
时间在鼓声和愉快的圣歌声中流逝。
短语
saturnine jovial 忧郁的
Jovial system 木星的卫星
Jovial Court 九晖阁
maudlin jovial 感伤的
Jovial Person 快活人
Jovial planet 气体巨行星
Jovial Race 迷魂车
Basic JOVIAL 基本
jovial mournful 快活的
2 except [ik'sept]
vt. 除，除外
prep. & conj.
eg：They were all there except me.
除了我以外他们都在那里。
词组短语
except for除了…以外；要不是由于
except as除…之外
3 announced [ə'naunst]
宣布的
eg：He will announce tonight that he is resigning from office.
他今晚将宣布他要辞职。
短语
pilot announced 飞行员宣布 ; 宣布试验
Then announced 然后宣布
State announced 国务院公布的
Announced Mourinho 说穆里尼奥
Tamlyn Announced 塔姆林宣布
Piper Announced 派珀宣布
Kirsten Announced 基尔斯滕宣布
Jimmy Announced 吉米公布
announced advice 再一次
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