看笑话学英语61:An Absent-minded Professor健忘教授
听笑话学英语61:An Absent-minded Professor 健忘教授
No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor.
毫无疑问，我的同事、Martin神父是个有点健忘的教授。
He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new destination, frantically searching his pockets for his ticket. 他经常到别的教区给生病的牧师替班。一个周六，他又坐火车出发了，但到验票时，他却怎么都找不着放在衣服口袋里面的火车票。
"Forget about it, Father," said the conductor, recognizing him as a regular. "I'm sure you paid for a ticket." "I can't forget about the ticket," Father Martin replied nervously. "I need to know where I'm going."
因为老坐火车，列车员认得教授，因此对他说，“不用找了，我想你肯定已经买过票了。”“我得把票找出来”，Martin神父不安地回答。“我得弄清楚我是要去哪”。
英语单词短语学习：
1 conductor [kən'dʌktə]
n. 售票员，导体，指挥
eg:Wood is a poor conductor of heat and electricity.
木头是热和电的不良导体。
短语
conductor layer [电] 导线层 ; [电] 导体层
grounding conductor [电] 接地导体 ; 接地线 ; [电] 接地导线 ; 接地引线
lightning conductor [电] 避雷针 ; 接地极 ; [电] 避雷器 ; [电] 避雷导体
flush conductor 齐平导线 ; 嵌入式线路 ; 贴平式 ; 贴平式导体
perfect conductor [电磁] 理想导体 ; [电] 完全导体 ; [电,物] 全导体 ; [电,物] 良导体
poor conductor [电] 不良导体
electric conductor [物] 导电体 ; [物] 导体 ; 导线 ; [物] 电导体
conductor rail [电] 导电轨 ; 汇流排 ; 接触轨 ; [电] 导电轨条
plain conductor 普通导线 ; [电] 裸导线 ; [电] 裸线 ; 无镀层导体
2 Absent-minded adj. 心不在焉的；健忘的；出神的
eg:In his later life he became even more absent-minded.
在晚年他变得更加心不在焉了。
短语
be absent-minded 心不在焉的 ; 漫不经心
Absent-minded finger 失神指
absent-minded professor 无头苍蝇 ; 做事心不在焉者 ; 健忘的人 ; 心不在焉的教授
Absent-minded dentist 心不在焉的牙医
absent - minded 心不在焉的
T absent-minded 独立摇滚
Absent-minded Behavior 心不在焉
be absent - minded 心不在焉
absent-minded pedestrian 大意行人
3 destination [.desti'neiʃən]
n. 目的地，终点，景点
eg:They encountered untold difficulties and dangers before they reached their destination.
他们经历过数不尽的艰难险阻才到达目的地。
词组短语
tourist destination旅游胜地；旅游目的地；旅游景点
port of destination目的港
final destination最终目的地
destination port目的港；目的端口
ultimate destination最终目的地
destination airport目的地机场；到达机场
destination node目的节点；目标节点
country of destination目的国；收货地国家
destination country前往目的地国；到达国
destination address目标地址
place of destination目的地
destination folder目标文件夹
destination directory[计]目标目录，目的目录
destination file目标文件；结果文件
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